Orgasmatronic
29 Jun 2003The Orgasmatron, situated roughly on the way back from One World to the Pyramid, offers a free head massage and that’s reason enough to go there.
Pregnant Aussie Denise sells a variety of different bits and bobs for massaging those, er, stressed out places. As a head massager, the copper Orgasmatron is a superb buy and surely far nicer than a crap hat or giant rolling mat. Copper conducts the energy channels along the body, y’see, and whether that’s the reason it feels so lovely and invigorating isn’t the issue. The plain fact is, it feels nice. Very nice… oooh, that’s it…just there…oooohh yesss…
Upgrade to an electric massager, the ‘Heebee Geebee’ and it’s like an, er, ‘personal massager ‘ for the head. The people in the next tent won’t believe that the buzzing is a head massager, but that’s just their smutty little minds.
Worthy of a look, or at least a free go when the stress of sleeping on hard surfaces and washing under taps gets too much.
Contact pamsmith@orgasmatronuk.freeserve.co.uk
Paul Mills
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