Green

Piss Police

29 Jun 2003

In a light-hearted attempt to get across a serious message, the Piss police are on patrol.

Those ignoring the various appeals not to relieve themselves in the hedgerows and streams about the site may find that holding it in until the nearest Port-a-loo would, in the end, have been the preferable option, particularly if they all of a sudden find themselves, mid flow, being loudly whistled at by seven unlikely looking officers of the environmental law.

The Green (or ‘Piss’ as they casually like the refer to themselves) Police are roving the entire site, resplendent in green Bobby’s hats, on the look out for the guilty, placing stickers on those they catch red-handed(!) whilst handing out copies of the festival’s environmental code.

You have been warned.

Jamie Walters

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