Keith Allen Hangs Out Backstage

Joe Strummer, Ian Brown and Keith Allen have been hanging out together for the last few days, causing their own brand of havoc throughout the site. Wearing a lurid jade-green shell suit and sporting a thick Welsh accent, Keith Allen played host to an hilarious backstage karaoke competition on Sunday afternoon. The first contestant announced himself as "Graham from Kettering" to which Keith replied, quicker than horse sh*t off a shovel, "Kettering, Kettering… I was on Ketamine last night". After an awful rendition of an unrecognisable song, sung on possibly the worst sound system on the site, another contestant stumbled forward, grabbing Keith's flimsy tracksuit trousers. Of course Keith wasn't wearing any underwear, so the inevitable occurred and his Allen key fell out for all to see. Words and Picture: Lovell Fuller Visit the Future forests website for more information.